★ BREAKING NEWS ★ HOLYROOD DEBATE TURNS PHYSICAL ★ FIRST MINISTER'S QUESTIONS ABANDONED ★ PRESIDING OFFICER LOSES CONTROL ★ FERRIES STILL DELAYED ★ DEEP FRIED MARS BAR EATEN IN ANGER ★ EDINBURGH TRAMS CANCELLED INDEFINITELY ★
HOLYROOD
KOMBAT
FIRST MINISTER SHOWDOWN
★ 2026 ELECTION SPECIAL ★ BUTE HOUSE OR BUST ★
Six leaders. One Bute House.
Standing orders have officially been suspended.
The Presiding Officer has fled to the bar.
▶ PRESS START ◀
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